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Bikini Time Machine

Watergate

The bikini time machine sends people back in time, but it has the side effect of making them very horny. The professor who invented it gets fired because the dean thinks he's just a dirty old man; however, he gets a chance to use his invention for good.

The Lair

The Lair is an American gay-themed vampire television series produced by here! in 2007. The first season, consisting of six episodes, wrapped production in January of that year. The first two episodes premiered on June 1, 2007. Season 2, consisting of 9 episodes debuted on September 5, 2008. A third season of 13 episodes was announced in September 2008 and Colton Ford confirmed that filming took place in October and November 2008. Season 3 premiered September 4, 2009. All three seasons also currently air online at Gay.com.

Sleeping Beauties

Mr. Logan

Awakened from a curse after 400 years, Sleeping Beauty (Sarah Hunter) marvels at the wonders of the new century. She falls in love with a famous architect who is working to restore the castle she once lived in, but finds there are enemies plotting against her. Giving in to her long pent-up sexual desires, Beauty cannot resist the lustful advances of both men and women and after 400 years, she's ready to explore everything and everyone!

Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros

Mr. Martin

Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica, along the way battling man-eating dinosaurs and fending off the sensuously wicked Evilla. Bikini will do anything to find the sacred temple... and certainly does (much to the delight of her fans)!

Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills

Peter

When Rinaldi, the World's Worst Hypnotist, inherits a mansion in Beverly Hills with his wife, Kelli McCarty, he also acquires a magical amulet that gives him special power over women. Soon every Beverly Hills Housewife has her sights set on him!

Cyborg Hookers

Dr. Isaacson

A manipulative, dirty politician programs bikini-model robots to seduce his rivals for blackmail purposes.

Housewives from Another World

Mr. Roberts

Three beautiful housewives whose heavenly bodies get snatched by aliens attempt to prevent the launch of a deep-space satellite.

Sexy Warriors

Morty

When the Mystic Orb of Atos is disturbed by two warring Amazons they are magically transported from their primitive island in the Dark Ages to the modern world of Los Angeles. Lost in time they continue their campaign of combat as each seeks out the other in an attempt to settle their deadly score once and for all. Their desire to fight is only matched by their desire to conquer every new form of pleasure they encounter.

Strippers from Another World

Prof. Finkleman

When two nerdy college coeds, Erika Jordan and Krissy Lynn, wish upon a falling star they are whisked into outer space where an alien experiment transforms them into hot sexy space babes who return to Earth as strippers.

Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films

Self - Filmmaker

A documentary about the rise and fall of the Cannon Film Group, the legendary independent film company helmed by Israeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus.

Moon Maidens 2

(archive footage)

A film that has amazons invading Earth, encountering males and facing challenges. Amid media attention, rivals Diana and Athena strive to reunite before heading back to Byphrexia. Will they return safely or become Earth’s newest stars? Watch as the cosmic clash unfolds!

Bikini Royale

Newton

Special Agent Tanya X attempts to unmask enemy agents who are passing top secret missile plans via high stakes poker games.

The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad

Tef

Sexy secret agents go undercover (and under the covers) at an erotic magazine to catch a saboteur.

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold

Guard #1

Among the finalists for "Centerfold Of The Year" are Angel and her spiteful rival Betty. However, no one is aware of Angel's involvement in a secret medical beauty enhancement program headed by Dr. Lindstrom. Desperate to win, Angel overdoses on Lindstrom's formula, with disastrous results. Soon she has grown to monstrous but shapely proportions, causing all sorts of complications, the most dangerous being Betty's jealousy of Angel's new-found attention. Betty discovers Angel's secret and takes the formula herself, causing her to grow into an equally gorgeous giant. As the girls battle it out on Hollywood Blvd., Dr. Lindstrom races to find an antidote.

Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet

Hobart

When the ladies who inhabit the all-lesbian planet of Aquaterra need some top-grade male breeding stock, what else would they do besides don their bikinis and blast off for planet Earth? With men on their minds, two of Aquaterra's finest run into plenty of adventures as they search for Earth studs in director Nicholas Medina's erotic spoof starring Alexandre Boisvert, Evan Stone and Brad Bartram.

Sexual Witchcraft

Cooper

Witches have moved into the neighborhood and Michelle Bauer is not happy about it. Christine Nguyen and her husband have irked the neighbors with their sexual sorcery. Holly Sampson has come down from sexual witch heaven to help Christine navigate the modern world. She imports Cleopatra for reasons that are too ridiculous to mention. It all ends with a lot of mediocre sex and a great ad campaign for Christine's husband. But I'm with Bauer. Her neighbors are bringing down property value in the softcore neighborhood.

Twilight Vamps

Detective Simpson

A vampire nudie bar? Let's get the party started! Two guys get the lap dance of their lives as they encounter a bevy of bounteous beauties with an appetite for human blood in one of the sexiest night clubs around. With a gang of vampire strippers led by the lovely Tabitha it's a dusk-to-dawn marathon of sex, rock and roll, and more sex! Who will survive and what will left of them?

Inner Sanctum

Sergeant Levy

A woman attempts suicide when she suspects her husband doesn't love her and is having an affair. Now she's wheelchair-bound, and her husband, who indeed doesn't love her and is having an affair, hires a private nurse to look after his wife. The nurse begins to suspect that she was hired because of unproven allegations that she murdered someone's wife in a similar situation, that the husband wants her to murder his wife.

Bikini Frankenstein

Professor Van Sloane

Convinced that the average male couldn't tell the difference between a living woman and a corpse, the nefarious Dr. Frankenstein creates an undead sex-kitten named Eve.

Bikini Royale 2

Newton

When an enemy spy ring is discovered to be operating out of a Madame Zola's House of Tarts, Tanya X must go uncover to infiltrate to the gang using her sensuous and secretive talents.